Monday, March 30, 2009

No one on the corner has swagger like us.

Have you ever thought about what you would do if a polar bear attacked you? Seriously, they're huge.
Even worse, they have found grizzly and polar bear hybrids. Pizzly bear? Funny name i know, but they will tear you up. That being said as big and angry as polar bears are, how could you take them seriously?


If You Can Raed Tihs, You Msut Be Raelly Smrat

Is 2012 really the end of the world? Or is it the beginning of the most off the hook party ever? A lot of people think that once December 21st, 2012 hits, thats it. Kaboom we're all gone. While a lot of other people see it as a fresh start for the world. I choose to believe that it is the first day of the most epic party ever thrown. Hosted by Diddy of course, and you won't believe who's on the guest list. You can believe what you want, but don't say I didn't tell you.

A lot of this seems like rambling and jibberish, but thats what I like to do. I like to throw a curveball. You may think you know whats next but then BAM! Your like whoa, didn't see that one coming.

Last night in VA Beach a lot of people heard/felt a sonic boom. Soon followed by the sighting of a fireball in the sky. The Russians say it's debris from a rocket they sent up to the international space station, but we all know what it really was.....


Until next time,

Andy

Thursday, March 26, 2009

First your gonna rock, then your gonna roll

Here we are on what is now officially the second day of posting on this blog. We now have 3 followers which I think is mighty impressive considering this is only the third post. If we keep up this pace we will be insanely famous in approximately 6,254,365 posts. Think about that for a minute.

Now that you've thought about I will give you something else to ponder. Bono (singer from u2 for those that don't know) now wears make up. Yes, he really does. If you don't believe me look at the cover of spin. This really isn't all that important, but it is mildly irritating.

What if all arguments were settled with a rap battle?

I was looking at dead franchises yesterday and I happened to run across what was supposedly the pitch for Jurassic Park 4. Can anybody say dinosaurs with guns? I know I can, and while this would have made for a terrible movie imagine how epic that would have been. Actually, don't imagine, just enjoy this picture:


I bet you're glad i showed that to you. Or else you would have gone your entire life wondering what pure awesome looked like. While none of that dinosaur goodness will ever make it to the silver screen we still have that image to remind us of what could have been.

Last, but certainly not least, I strongly encourage those of you that follow here to keep your eyes and ears peeled for whats to come.

Andy

Tuesday, March 24, 2009

Kampai!

So Andrew posted a bit of an intro so now I feel like I should jump in and post as well.

At this point in our blogs life (AKA the first night) I am assuming that the only people who are actually reading this are our close friends, family, and the few gullible fools we conned into thinking we have much in the way of content at this point. The point of all this being, that I don’t really feel like I need to explain myself or what is going on here all that much. Basicly this is the start of something exciting, and like the beginning of all things it will be strange and aqkward at this point. Hopefully in the future, there will be regular updates, links to exciting things, and well organization. At this point all you get are two goons occasionally posting stuff about stuff and stuff. But to get the ball rolling ill toss in a little meaningfull content real quick.

I will now make another promise, this feature will most likely happen often (with my lifestyle its bound to) but will hopefully be better thought out (unlikely)

Since the purpose of this thing (for me atleast) is to enrich your lives I will hopefully be fairly regurally be reviewing drinks on a fairly regular basis (now Im not an alcoholic, but a critic!) If you have a drink you think I should try shoot me an email either at andyandkazemail@gmail.com or kryptoroftheclosetpeople@gmail.com (personalish?)

Anyways, todays drink is brought to us via Todd, while tried at Hooters it had to be special requested. I have yet to try it in its suggested form but the Hooters version is infact Delicious with a capitol D! All of us have at one point or another hopefully tried a J├Ągerbombs which are of course wonderfull. An unfortunate few of us may have tried a Hooters version which is dissapointing at best due to the lack of Red Bull which is instead replaced by a Hooters energy drink which is really just extra fizzy orange soda. The solution for those of us who love energy bombs, chickenwings, and generaly unatractive women?

The Vegas Bomb.

A vegas bomb when googled comes up with a bunch of fruity type liquors the only consistancys being, energy drink, and Crown Royal (even then there are discrepancies but this is the way I had it and liked it so clearly the way it is.)

Needed.

-Shot glass filled with Crown Royal.

-a normal glass

-Genadine

-an energy drink

Pour a small amount of grenadine in the bottom of a glass, add enough of the energy drink that when dropped in the shot glass will be covered. Finally find a friend to down a drink with you drop the Crown, and Chug.

Result? Delicious!

Ok so not very scientific I know, but It’s a start. Seriously though send me your drinks, I will continue to go to bars and order rando shots and the likes, but its always nice to go in knowing what to expect.

Anyways keep checking back for more.

-Kaze

Andy and Kaze had an idea.


Welcome to our blog.  We've come up with several ideas  that are seemingly coming to fruition within the next few weeks. This being the first, with a few more to come. Next step being an audio podcast with even more to come after that. Hopefully you all get as much joy and entertainment out of us talking and typing as we do. With that it's late (8:30 and i haven't eaten yet... boo) and we will get on posting more stuff later. Enjoy and check back a lot.

Andy