Thursday, December 2, 2010

Saturday, November 27, 2010

For your caturday viewing pleasure.

Quite possibly the most intense cat video of all time

Friday, November 26, 2010

Should not some rocks remain unturned?

I debated sharing this that you might retain your innocence. 

Monday, November 22, 2010

Thursday, November 18, 2010

Wednesday, November 17, 2010

Also with one exception this cast looks amazing!

One Ign commenter nearly sums it up in just a few words "Natalie Portman in a thong AND the eternally adorable Zoey Deschanel! This trailer just made my YEAR!" all they really need to add to that is that James Franco is a god among men and everything would be on point.

Something exciting is happening over here.

Seriously If you arent excited about this I dont understand why you bother breathing.

Monday, November 8, 2010

making 15 into 30

Ill be honest I don't care about Cleveland basketball

Well basketball in general really, but I do have a strong dislike for Lebrons nike commercial. So good for you Cleveland.

Friday, November 5, 2010

Dear Canada, you have studied our ways quite well.

But maybe you shouldn't eat that.
Also you dress like douche-bags

Wednesday, November 3, 2010

At first I was excited

But then I was just sorry for the poor bats

Wednesday, October 20, 2010

This is most excellent.

Lord knows, I am no "defender" of the english language. In fact more often than not I am accused of bastardizing it, using words in strange tenses, or simply inventing my own words that seem correct. And truth be told I enjoy the way I speak. Perhaps its my egocentricity that leads to the love of the sound of my own voice. Or perhaps its that when I declare an item a goblily glip I know that I have truly made myself understood. (Or its dinosaur hands, I do so like dinosaur hands.)

Monday, October 18, 2010

Sunday, October 17, 2010

Dear Brits you should probably catch this guy

Dear internet: The RSPCA is asking for people to identify this man after he was caught on film kicking his dog in Knee Hill Park in London. Anyone with information is being urged to call the RSPCA: 0300 123 4999.


Friday, October 8, 2010

Monday, October 4, 2010

This is why I dont go to metal shows in well lit venues.

oh my yesss!

So as long time readers (all three of you) probably know I love street performers, more than buskers though I love Queen and Bowie. Long story short this video is amazing, this man is amazing, oh my there is so much amazing!

Thursday, September 30, 2010

pretty self explanatory

Who is really quite excited?

This guy.
Coen Brothers are rolling out something new? With cowboys? With Jeff Bridges? AND Matt Damon?  Oh gee!
Oh me, Oh my!

Seriously if you arent excited about getting to watch this then you have terrible taste, and I question out internet based friendship.

Monday, September 27, 2010

I haven't been posting lately...

..but to be fair, you haven't been reading either.

Tuesday, September 21, 2010

Monday, September 20, 2010


Quite possibly the best cheese ad campaign ever imagined. 

Saturday, September 18, 2010


Except I can't really laugh as I don't speak vowels.

Friday, September 17, 2010

Nerds, Nerds, More Nerds

Holy shit tits Batman!

I'm pretty excited. I realize I am one of like twenty who is all jazzed up about replaying shadow of the colossus,  but everyone else is wrong.

Also, gross...

He's come a long way from blinding the Vietnamese

Wednesday, September 15, 2010

One of these is not like the others.

Please don't appropriate awesome songs to make them terrible. I dont mind if you take something old and make something new that I enjoy, but your creations should revolve around my interests.

Tuesday, September 14, 2010

Monday, September 13, 2010

Dear google robot

I know you are reading this, please begin your transformation to an evil overlord. The thing about it is, I don't really like nature or outside all that much and it seems like every time the robots take over on the TeVe that's it for the trees, birds, sun, people living above ground thing. This to me sounds really quite appealing. So hurry up and force us all to live underground already! Hell if you need a flesh minion (that sounds questionable actually) to go about selling out their own kind/air breathers I am all in, in trade how about you just let me keep using the internet. I even wont bitch that much when you double cross me and turn off the oxygen in my room while laughing in your maniacal robot voice.

hate the message

but i do like polar bears

Friday, September 10, 2010

Cats in Ikea?


I know, I hate me too...

Good Morning and Happy Friday to Ye

Probably one of the best songs ever made for a movie.

Thursday, September 9, 2010

I am pretty hyped for this guy to pull this off

Seriously, how amazing would it be to fall to earth from space and live to talk about it? Suddenly so many scenes from movies go from hollywood nonsense to reality.

So you used to hack phones and now you bitch when other people do?

people pixel Pacman

This one was actually a lot better than when he played the worst game of tetis EVER...

Wednesday, September 8, 2010

Sister, Sister

Every time I think about this show it makes me angry. really not quite sure why maybe because it seems like neither or the parents were really qualified to adopt on their own. Maybe because I hate the idea and it winds up being a lame parent trap. Perhaps its because I identified with Roger, and it made me angry how his advances were always repelled. Or maybe it is just that I am bitter and dont like anything.

While we are on the subject of 90s shows I didn't like

Moesha was terrible too.

So was friends

And given the oportunity I would have burnt this house down

And this show was like daggers in my eyes.

Whats more exciting and happens sooner than reach?

The Toadies playing Rams Head Live in Baltimore.

The Toadies - Possum Kingdom
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I saw them last year and am sure as shit seeing them this year. You should too
Tickets here

The Toadies - No Deliverance
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5 and 1/2 days until reach...

... and here's the directors cut of the Deliver Hope trailer.

Friday, September 3, 2010

Why cant I get excited for this?

Oh wait because motion gaming is only for kids. After two minutes of activity all I want  to do is sleep...

Monday, August 30, 2010

who ya gonna call?

Fire tornadoes?

Seriously? tornadoes made of fire? How have I never heard of this. And more importantly, how often does this happen?

Public Service Announcement

As of right now there are only 14 days, 21 hours, 29 minutes and 38 seconds until Halo Reach.

that is all

Sweet Costume bro.

What are you some kind of super hero?

Hold on what?
 There are acutally people out there in costumes trying to be heros?
See more here.

Saturday, August 28, 2010

Friday, August 27, 2010

Tuesday, August 24, 2010

I was amused.

How do you ruin an awesome concept?

Play it in europe.
This game is named Fight Football. Which sounds awesome, but winds up being tremendously gay...

Why are the buskers I see always playing boring songs.

Dear Internets it is time to start an angry mob.

Seriously why would you do that? Also either that is someones pet, or the strays are friendlier over there.

She has been found!
Read about her here

old but good

Friday, August 20, 2010

wtf you talking about mike rowe

Bears are better than lame Bioshock

Bioshock is terrible, bears guarding weed is awesome.

New Bioshock anyone?

I know I posted this video before....

Edit: it appears that the .gif doesnt feel like working. at least not from the computer i'm looking at. But enjoy the still that was supposed to be a .gif.

But this is just a .gif of it. So get over yourselves.

Also, just so it's known, I have committed to my uninformed hating of Resistance 3 already. It's not that I actually hate the game, more that I haven't played the first 2 throughly enough to like them yet.

And as far as Brink is concerned, it definitely looks good. That, and the concept seems pretty good.

So there's my two cents on some new games. But seriously, Halo: Reach is just three and half weeks away. If you're not excited, you should be. Or else you don't have a soul.

Thursday, August 19, 2010

Still cant decide if I am excited for this or not

Will it be like Shadowrun where for a few weeks (days) online play is awesome and everyone is all into it. Only to abandon it just as fast as it was embraced?

Ha Ha Ha...Spider stalker. .


Yall haters can hate.

But, I am going to play it. And I'm going to like it.