Sunday, January 31, 2010

since i've been procrastinating...

Since it only sold 2 million its first week....
I thought since i was going to start writing about games, I would start off with what is the biggest game of 2010 thus far. Mass Effect 2.
I was underwhelmed with the the first five hours of the original, and that may be understating it. But given a recent second chance I was sucked into the galaxy that is Mass Effect.
Good timing right? What with a massive sequel coming out and everything. Keep an eye out for a full review once I have finished it.

Bungie say no Natal for Halo: Reach
Despite the past interest many Bungie employees have expressed in Natal, they had this to say: "Halo: Reach is NOT a Natal title and is being developed expressly with the traditional Xbox 360 controller in mind."
Borderlands DLC coming to a retail shelf near you!
Whats that? You haven't looted nearly enough of the millions of guns? You haven't killed enough bandits yet? You don't have internet, or have been to lazy to download the two expansions for Borderlands yet?
Whatever your reason may be, you can pick up and expansion disc on Feb. 23rd, 2010.
Included are The Zombie Island of Dr. Ned and Mad Moxxi's Underdome Riot.
Retailing for $19.99

and last, but not least, your trailer of the week:

Thursday, January 28, 2010


This is awesome if for no other reason than the song is awesome
tow ski to where is my mind

do what?!

hey look, im blogging from my phone (this will be deleted,just seeing if it works)

Wednesday, January 27, 2010

Why we dont get to leave.


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sit and stay are played out.

Wu Tang deserves a mention

Since I just declared the greatest rap/hip hop group of all time I figure I should mention that the Wu is pretty high up there but as far as consitantly outstanding the roots clinch it. But Raekwon, Ghostface Killah, and Method Man are monsters on a track and RZA is one of the best producers ever.

Terrible take a lap.

Young Money is terrible.


how the fuck does "Gudda Gudda" even make the cut for this?

The worst thing about all of it is Wayne was and could be good, and as much as I don't like Drake he is really not that bad.

instead of that swill if you have to have your rap delivered as a group try your hand at the greatest rap group of all time (a group being three or more members as anything less would be a duo and there would be far to many candidates)
The Roots

the scariest bear story I have seen in a while.

Friday, January 22, 2010

Because you really should know.

I miss rap videos with more aliens than scantily clad ladies and weed.

I've been listening to a lot of Dj Babu recently. Mostly his stuff with Dilated peoples but some of the duck season tracks and such as well. 

p.s. that is dilated peoples beat. everyone else is sampling it. 

are we starting to notice a trend here?

oh and of course the toadies!

Does it make me a nerd that when I first saw this video I thought "hey the toadies use shure mics?"

Wednesday, January 20, 2010

Brigitte Bardot!

Ok so maybe she doesnt always say the most politically correct things. And maybe she did not age as well as some of the other actresses from her time period but man oh my was Brigitte Bardot pretty back in the day.

Oh and she could act

Bull fight? (jiggle?)

Sing! (perhaps a requirement to gain my infatuation?)

Dance! (an honestly who doesnt like a dancer?)

She even makes me want to buy a Harley!

Tuesday, January 19, 2010

holy crap I'm posting!!

Bud Light golden wheat....... you wish you were blue moon. But you fell so short.

Now that that is out of the way....

It has occured to me that now that Kaze is putting our blog everywhere, I should probably spend some time posting on it. And by posting I mean putting up videos. That way it looks like i'm doing a lot. But really I'm not. Now that I told all of you (Paul?) this, I can no longer fool you.

While I am excited about a new Halo, I don't know if they can pump out a new one every year and keep the series feeling fresh and not played out. I guess time will tell. Also, consider that my first foray into telling you people what games to buy.

Which brings me to my next point. Polar bears are infinitely cooler than killer whales.
1. Polar bears can maul things in the water as well as on DRY land. Killer whales are only capable of land killing if there is a decent bit of water.
2. They are fuzzy. Although from recent things I have read, they may not actually be fuzzy, rather, coarse. However my image of fuzzy bears remains.
3. Fact: Polar bears love(?) dogs.

4. However they hate Walrus'

Disclaimer: Mildly(very) graphic video of polar bear pwning walrus. You have been forewarned.

Thats all I got for tonight. I love you all. ( kind of)

Monday, January 18, 2010

Are there really people out there that dumb? (An open letter to a fellow blogger.)

Dear Jasmine Lopez,

Are you really a real person?

Are there really people out in the world who will pay you for facebook accounts with friends? Is there honestly someone out there who would give you $45 for a thousand friends? Could you introduce me to this person so I could be mean to them?

Are you seriously making cash money with every tweet? That seems so awesome, at my stupid real job I'm stuck making digital money. Which though it pays my bills and buys me tasty snacks that will one day give me diabetes is no where near as satisfying as having someone send me sweaty crumpled one dollar bills every time I tweet. Hell even if they weren't mailing me a dollar a tweet I would still be excited to get dimes in the mail everyday.

Where are these Mafia wars guides? I don't play the thing because I don't approve of text based violence, but maybe if I had a sweet walk through I could build a mega-don-boss and burn down farmville so people would stop asking me to help them build their barn. Of course the people of aquarium town would probably have their fish splash about and get water all over the fire to save the sad lost cows.

Hows being a twenty-five year old, single mother, hooters girl, in NY NY going for you? Why is it that like half of the hooters girls when I have found out about their personal lives turn out to be single mothers? Does hooters have some box you can check on the application that says "fit single mother?" that means hired? I don't know what stance to take on that one so I hope not because then I might have to stop objectifying women I've never met based on their place of employment and that would make me sad.

Why don't you ever update your blogs? Don't get me wrong we dropped off for a while too but we got back into the swing of it you will find that it really isn't that hard as long as you just start putting what you are thinking about into this thing. Unless of course you are dead. I read once that attractive single mothers in NYC get killed a lot. I hope you are not dead, then how would people ever get lots of friends on facebook, beat mafia wars, or make mad cash money on twitter?

Any-ways, don't think I am starting to try and start shit with you or anything I am just concerned for your safety and the mental stability of my fellow residents of the internets.

P.S. if you google image search your name some pretty haggard people show up, are you haggard now? I know its been almost a year, but damn girl you let yourself go.

Saturday, January 16, 2010

Hot link madness!

When I was a little kid I had a stuffed beaver named Ella Fitzgerald a little racist? maybe. A little weird? probably (honestly who has a stuffed animal named after the first lady of song?) but man oh man could she sing.

if you look at the Martha Raye version you have to give her even more credit.

seriously though when I was a little kid her version of summertime was one of my favourite songs.

compared to the other versions (billie holiday's in particular) Ella's is defiantly the most beautiful and is one of the best "summertime" songs. the others being...
Will Smith's 

dont lie you had this album in the 90's and some of you are still listening to it these days.  The Fresh Prince and DJ Jazzy Jeff were all that and a bag of chips back in the day.

Sublime's Doin time

Ok this one maybe doesn't make sense if you somehow missed the entirety of the 90's and don't know that the alternate more popular version is Doin Time (summertime) but honestly even if you dont like sublime (andrew) you probably know that.

speaking of music thats awesome from the past Paul Simon once he ditched that musical dead weight Garfunkle.
although this song seems like it really wouldn't be that  sesame street appropriate

Oh man I could so go on a Paul Simon video kick all damn year.

Its midnight and I am blasting songs from the capeman. I am a terrible neighbour with excellent musical taste.

I have no Idea at this point where I was going with any of this.

P.S. One day I hope to have a girl smile at me while I insult her life.

I am thinking about changing up my look a bit.

I could so pull off a clear plastic bag.

Or maybe bangs, bad eye make up,  and silk shirts

Maybe I should switch out the bear ears for bunny?

Monday, January 11, 2010

If I moved into a brownstone in Manhattan's east side...

Do you think Holly Golightly will be my downstairs neighbour?  Somehow, however, I doubt that a lecture from me would result in anyone running through the rain to find an unnamed cat and myself. With my luck I would wind up being the loud, clumsy, angry asian upstairs.
Out of curiousity without cheating how many people actually know what I am talking about?

Thursday, January 7, 2010

Because you need to know... how to do Avatar makeup!

I bet you wish you were her.

A Marginally creepy post about Zooey Deschanel?

 She can act!

She can sing!

She makes me want to buy cotton!

I know I know that she is married to Ben Gibbard, but lets be honest its not like I would meet her in real life any ways. She is, however, pretty damn close to that Ideal Woman. She is gorgeous, has a beautiful voice (I have and probably will again make interesting life choices because of women with pretty voices.) And has just the right amount of class. I realize that a way to market a movie (and yourself) is to strip down for a movie, but Deschanel has yet to do so (there was rumour that she was going to do so for the Janis Joplin bio pic which was fortunately put on indefinite hiatus). This seems counter to the standard goals of my gender, but there is a certain allure to a refined woman. Take Audrey Hepburn for example she kept her clothes on and is and always will be one of the sexiest women to have ever lived in my mind.
I am going to end this before I start to ramble too much, but seriously. Deschanel=ridiculously cute.

Tuesday, January 5, 2010