Tuesday, March 30, 2010

To make up for the previous here is something good.

the internet loves weird

So by default strange large men with green screens, bad effects, and a keyboard are way popular.

P.S. sorry.

Saturday, March 27, 2010

Everyone likes...

Girls with wacky colored hair, wacky romances, wacky superpowers
Oh and that wacky Michael Cera

Obviously Scott Pilgrim Vs. the World is for everyone then.

Dear Deborah Ann "Debbie" Harry,

Everywhere I look there is talk that you are putting out a new album with Blondie in the next couple of months. Where is this album? Where are the singles? Will you put together a proper tour for the new album? none of this two random U.S. shows at amusement parks. Long story short, you're awesome, Blondie is awesome, I really hope your new album is awesome.

I like this one for two reasons.

Friday, March 26, 2010

It is important from time to time to make a post for the nerds


Seriously though the blonde in this commercial is really quite attractive. For some reason the director decided to put her name up on youtube. I guess to give her credit or what ever. I am not going to lie when the first result that popped up was facebook I clicked the link.


asians are weird.

best one of these yet.

for those who havent watched this guys videos might as well start now.

Dogs like bacon?

Your tallents are limited

Monday, March 22, 2010

Jason Ajemian and the Highlife

In full disclosure through the mysteries of Richmond Jason and I are cousins, but for you indy types out there you should check out the track "Monsters" off their recently released album "Let me get that Digital."

Not the music but amusing.

perhaps Elvin Jones was reincarnated as a tractor?

to be honest I wanted to go with Keith Moon but the beat is too solid to be that guy.

Mentos and Beer.

Listen Sister, Don't Date a Hipster

Sunday, March 21, 2010

I could weep with joy.

but men don't weep. Oh and I still dont have television. 

Wednesday, March 17, 2010

Dont worry google

I will follow you even if you do become evil, you are far to awesome not to love. 

best chatroulette video ever? yep.

Tuesday, March 16, 2010

even I feel bad for this guy

new gorillaz

Not so sure about the song. but part of that is probably my dislike of new things. The video, however, is pretty bad ass.

Monday, March 15, 2010

so I haven't wrote a random post for a while...

.... and I want to start doing so on a more regular basis. Partly because I can vent about things that are angering me and partly because I don't think you people can get enough of me.

The first thing I need to get off of my chest is how terrible the nightly, morningly, daily and/or eveningly news is. Upon arriving home today I sat down in front of the t.v. to watch said news, only to see that they don't actually report news. Heres the rundown: Anchorman talks about Mexico being horrible and how we shouldn't go there. Cut to their camera crew in Mexico hunting down American tourists and telling them how bad they are for bringing their children there and supporting the Mexican economy. Hypocrite much?

But anyways, enough doom and gloom about the news..... how about some doom and gloom for what is probably Andy and Kaze's official favorite game developer. Thats right, Infinity Ward. Unfortunately it looks like they may be falling apart at the seams. Which really is ashame because the people over here at Andy and Kaze blog (Andy and Kaze for those keeping track) love them. This all really comes to Activision being a terrible publisher and not giving their developers the love and respect they deserve. Between firing the two CEOs and threatening the remaining employees contracts of IW, they are treading on very thin water. All of this being said, good luck to everyone at IW. I love you.

I tried to find a witty picture of Activions logo here but didn't find any. (Didn't look very hard)

So how about that David Beckham.... what?... oh.....

I got a PS3 recently, and although it will be super late I will provide you all with my opinion on the PS3 vs. Xbox 360 battle. I know you've all been waiting a very very long time for what will probably be the most stellar hardware battle review ever, but it will have been well worth it.

That is all.

And as always I sign off with this....

I love you

stupid ideas what would we do without them?



Sunday, March 14, 2010

Bears can has hockey too?

I wish this video was real.

Saturday, March 13, 2010

Cyndi Lauper - She Bop

Why? Because there are some songs that are just fun.
this is one of them.

Friday, March 12, 2010

Oh no Proms been canceled!

A Mississippi school canceled their prom to keep the lesbians out?

Honestly this has got to be one of the stupidest things a school district in the south has done in a while right? What real threat did that couple pose until you armed them with your idiocy? On the bright side at least they closed proms doors to everyone rather than just one couple, keeping things at least marginally better than their original no gays at our dance. While the likelyhood of you finding me out marching for LGBT rights is really quite slim I do support them in the I love America sense. and one of the great things about America is having the right to pursue happiness so long as it doesn't infringe on anyone elses right.

Long story: high school=drama=hilarity.

Your multitool is a pussy.

And leatherman is out to make sure you don't die because of it, how by making a real mans multitool the MUT

Lady Gaga?

So many references, so many advertisements! 
Ok, so I don't really like her music but you have to hand it to her Gaga knows how to entertain.
I am also amused by the "I told you she didnt have a dick" comment at the start.

its cool to see a story in a music video, and who doesnt like attractive women in skimp outfits, but the song is terrible.

Thursday, March 11, 2010

Sony/Playstation I love you but...

Remember how everyone thought you were just going to let "PlayStation Move" die?
Maybe you should have done that

It looks like a gimmicky poorly executed  attempt to counteract Xbox's Natal and Wiis well whole childish system. Which you should be above. The playstation is the grownups gaming console, leave the nunchucks to the children and eye toys to the lower echelons. We refined gamers that subscribe to your brand of gaming dont need to jump about and wildly flail our arms to enjoy our games. Instead we gain enjoyment from constantly reiterating that the richly detailed environments that fit on our singular blueray disc cant even be compressed onto three of those inferior dvds.
Seriously, let Move die gracefully before it becomes a blemish on our sleek glossy exterior.

Whos suing who over phones??

Wednesday, March 10, 2010

I'm torn

I hate vampire movies but love Iggy Pop and Alice Cooper. Whats an Asian to do?
on the brightside at least it is a spoof but It seems like it actually be good.
anyways its called "Suck" and I am hoping it doesnt.

I deleted the video because it auto plays everytime the page loads which is obnoxious. I am sorry I didnt notice that before.

Tuesday, March 9, 2010

A Quick letter to my fellow motorists.

        With the return of warm weather has also brought back the music douche bag. You all know that guy (or girl) who sits at a light with their windows down blasting a terrible rap remix/alt. rock ballad at about twenty decibels louder than necessary. I ask you please, please, Please do not be that douche bag. Don't get me wrong one of my favourite parts of summer is driving down the highway or back-roads windows down blaring Joe "Bean" Esposito , The Toadies, or Blondie singing in my best falsetto but I also realize no one else wants to hear that so I turn it down at stop lights or in traffic.

      I feel it is also important to mention at this point with the recurrence of warm weather it is more than likely that at some point you will see me taking off my clothes to drive. I assure you I will keep my pants on but as it is I hate clothing especially shirts and honestly only wear them in public because I hate that sweaty guy with no shirt on and will avoid being that guy at all costs.

     As the summer goes on I will most likely continue to criticize you and invent strange reasons as to why I can maintain a double standard in regard to my own manner of dress.


Monday, March 8, 2010

If you arent excited, I don't like you

The new iron man 2 trailer dropped last night! I am still excited. 

Sunday, March 7, 2010

I love potatoes.

Seriously the worlds fourth largest crop is delicious and should so beat our that maize nonsense. Ok so maybe like 98% of my food at one point or another is has corn involved but this is not a post about corn. Which given enough time sitting in the dark I will most likely eventually decide is also due a ramble.

I was eating dinner tonight which like most of my meals involved a meat and potatoes.Which got me thinking I really like potatoes I like them mashed, sliced, cut up and reformed, fermented (for a drink that will kick you in your face try your hand at Poteen), covered in cheese, with catchup, atop of pie, as breakfast, in soups and chowders, as dumplings, fried, baked, and boiled. Honestly I am hard pressed to think of a form of the potato when done well I am not a fan of. Actually that is a lie. I hate sweet potatoes, with a passion. Every time someone tells me they love sweet potato pie, or candied sweet potatoes, or sweet potato chips I want to punch them in their reproductive organs.

on a lighter note did you know that the potato is from Peru, and that a majority of the commercially cultivated strains in existence today are descended from Chilean potatoes? Or that dumbasses spell it with an E, and have even gone so far as to correct a kid in a spelling contest with that stupid spelling?

I also don't like this commercial. I'm not sure if its because I am supposed to go "Oh look that woman is doing yoga she is clearly healthy" or her face which there is something wrong with but for some reason it makes me angry. And I love Idaho for giving me potatoes and having such a silly name.

I also don't like all the hacks who are out to give the potato a bad name just because it is not the healthiest food out there. They are delicious paired with a nice sirloin steak. The potatoes that is, were it the neigh sayers I was referring to I would clearly have to opt for fava beans.

this post has long since run its course and I am going to stop as I am now thinking about if veganism makes people taste better (free range cattle tastes better than feed lot the same idea should apply right???).


keeping with teh expensive car theme

I wish I had money....

Epic Beard Man, The man, the legend, the documentary

We all remember epic beard man from andrews post a few days back well here is a documenturary about him

Part One

And Two

I really dont like how this guy talks.
Sure can tell a story though, I hope when I am old I have a few stories to tell.

Friday, March 5, 2010

Happy march!

As we all know so very well, this was the month i was born in. Thus making it the most important month of this year. Or any year for that matter.

I guess what i'm getting at(or not) is that I have a funny video for you. Skip to 2:00 minutes and watch from there for the full effect.

I love you

Like crappy food and fights? McDonalds is for you

A list from ranker

keeping with the music video theme

Not a rickroll but just to put it out there you will hate me after you click the play button.

OK Go-This Too Shall Pass

Is it just me or does OK Go put more work into their music videos than their songs?
Which of course is not to say that the videos are not consistently awesome, but come on guys...

Its ok I am just bitter because I am not now nor will I ever be even marginally as famous as you are.

The best part of this magic is the weird voices.

This bird is the best bird ever.

The google arms race heats up!

So for those of you who don't know Google has announced that they will be testing their ability to offer competitively priced Gigabit fiber in a select number of towns. This of course is a very exciting prospect and since Google will chose these towns based on nominations and community support there are obviously some people really going all out in an attempt to win one of the coveted spots. Case in point Topeka, Kansas changing their name to "Google"

Anyways to nominate your town which you should obviously only do if you live in Bealeton follow the link.