Monday, May 31, 2010

I feel kind of bad posting these...

...Immediately after my previous post

Because this is retarded

And this is terrible

What did I find out about today and get hyped up about?

Ok so I am late to the bandwagon but I am 10 kinds of excited for God Help the Girl its the pet project of Stuart Murdoch whose main project I have a bit of a love/hate thing towards (belle and sebastian)

Anyways its a musical which lord knows I love (I wish there was a less gay way to say that but there really isnt, so thats just how it is. I live alone, get excited about clothes, and like musicals. Why is it girls are uncomfortable around me again?) Which there is a series of videos and an album out for now, and I am a little bit in love with Catherine Ireton.
She's that right kind of cute, and oh my what a voice. Oh and this answer on the GHTG website doesnt hurt

"Current crush in the popular domain past or present.
Used to be into Superman, but Wolverine has taken his place…"

She has her own side project called the Go Away Birds whos EP is available for download on their website (Donation) as well as on myspace where I am particularly fond of "Safe Sad You" Anyways before I ramble any further here is the video that caught my attention in the first place.

P.S. I really hope you clicked the Myspace link and listened to the Go Away Birds. I think I like it more listening to it a second time.


Vomit fail.

for you people getting into basketball.

I honestly have no interest but this guy is funny. well not really him but all the videos of people picking on him

Whats stuck in my head right now you ask?

Both are really quite good although Summer day is one of my top so many songs.

The Smiths - How Soon Is Now
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also pretty sure I've listened to Country Death Song by the Violent Femmes about elleven or twelve times this weekend. For some reason I am addicted to it now...(well them really.)

Sunday, May 30, 2010

Why there should be a law against pet owners owning video cameras as well

Well I guess at least we know the fables were true...

TORTOISE V. HARE :: BIG RACE!! from Dylan Stiles on Vimeo.

Chinamen take purse-snatching seriously

seriously when was the last time you thought about hitting a purse-snatcher with a chair?

P.S. lord knows I cant help but bring a big Lebowski Reference in here.

I love watching old whats my line late at night. more than that I love dali.

Seriously. He is amazing.

dont lie you will buy it when it drops.

or at the very least pirate it.
anyways, kanye's new track leaked recently (friday).
here it is "power"

new porsche is so fast.

I hate them

MTV Sucks, robbert Paterson sucks, Tom Cruise you have picked bad rolls for a while now. Lets see how long you can play out the tropic thunder bit.

"pornstars" are weirder.

Filipinos are weird too.

Librarians are weird.

seriously though gaga covers need to stop. I wish they had stuck with the aqua bit that was in there for a tenth of a second.

/edit, so I just actually listened to the real version of pokerface for the first time. apparently that breakdown bit is actually in there. still think aqua did it better.

ok. so looking back on aqua it pains me to say this but gaga is better...Oh how my world view is dashed.

More music videos I know you wont watch, because who still listens to music after party in the usa?


you dont see what I did there do you? If you do good job at being awesome?

Matt Damon? In a movie?

Im actually not sure if this looks terribly cheesy or awesome. I will probably watch it anyways...(once its on dvd[bluray])

Friday, May 28, 2010

I'm not chromes biggest fan but...

...Opera blows.

New xenoblade?!?!11

I might have to buy a wii for this one...Seriously I loved the last one that much...Oh JRPGs how I love you.

Thursday, May 27, 2010

I almost want to buy one just to validate their advertisement.

seriously if that add doesn't speak to you we clearly aren't friends and you just stumbled onto this sight by accident through pornpass or something. (seriously though why did we get a referral from there? who among you was looking to look at bad adult material on a blog that is probably 80% cat videos??)

Oh and I love the fact that they used Black sheep for it. Dres is pretty awesome.

Wednesday, May 26, 2010

Dear US Customs and Border Protection

While I am sure that a good majority of you are out there doing the right thing, protecting the homeland. There is, however, a line (a concept you should be used to) and this is crossing it.


Tuesday, May 25, 2010

why I hate teenagers?

this is terrible.

this is worse.

little bit of a build up but really quite amusing

To those who saw it before sorry Ive been slacking on previewing pre post...

Monday, May 24, 2010

he must really like chicken

Lost and cats, this is what the internet is about.

P.s. bit of a spoiler to a terrible ending of a pretty good show.
dear lost writers/fox you failed me yet again.

Friday, May 21, 2010

Wednesday, May 19, 2010

I might buy a Treyarch game....

but seriously it looks kind of neat... and its got Jetfire in it /transformers nerd/

Sunday, May 16, 2010

Not usually a fan of

Asian women, or butterfly knife videos. but I like this one.

Can you guess why? For a hint I like this picture as well.
Oh and these just to complicate things

This is a real thing?

This is why no one likes to hang out with you people.

MMA Mailbox says its retarded. I agree.

Lars Vilks is a shitty artist

who has figured out how to make himeslf famous. pissing off Muslims

Chevy Chase and Paul Simon!


I really just wanted to post that song but the next song in the playlist is 50 ways which is another one of my favourites

they are learning

Wednesday, May 12, 2010

New worst country song I have ever heard.

Cowboy troy is the worst country "musician" I have ever heard.
and I listen to a lot of bad country...
seriously though this is bad.

Sunday, May 9, 2010

Saturday, May 8, 2010

oh no...

Do you ever wory that your friends go home and do this?

P.S. I dont partake in the above action.
I would take the knife to my own throat before wearing denim shorts, boots and white socks.

Dear Tea Party attendants.

Thursday, May 6, 2010

Tuesday, May 4, 2010

Aloe Blacc - I Need A Dollar

I actually really like this song, its really quite good.

Sunday, May 2, 2010

Germans are gangsters who share prostitutes in BMWs?

This video makes me sad...

Especially around 1:39 when we figure out she might actually have a nice voice in that nonsense somewhere.

How is this a real thing.

Here is my issue with this.
obviously this guy was looking for someone who looked like a minor.
obviously the customs agent was doing his job.
obviously the prosecutor was doing his job...unfortunately he just sort of sucked at it.

P.S. Evan you were cooler when you were with biohazard 

Saturday, May 1, 2010

All things considered shes actually quite attractive.

If you are ever having tea with Mike Tyson you should know.

he doesn't like cannolis

I dont know if its been established or not yet...

...But I love '90s punk bands, especially those fronted by women with bad ass voices. So much so that I am often prone to over look that some of their music may count as "new". Something I rarely do.

The Muffs Fronted by the ever awesome and talented  Kim Shattuck
who also had a stint with the beards

(not really a song just her talking about golf)

The songs are fun, fit right into that little niche that I hold so dear in my heart and I would marry her voice. Oh and she sang stood in for Kim Deal (who I like better but its not like my opinion really matters anyways right? this rambling post is just to make sure you are listening to your awesome music for the day.) to sing here comes your man with the pixies once.

Then there is Brody Dalle of the distillers/spinnerette who is a. GORGEOUS b. really quite talented c. has one of my favourite voices.
With the Distillers she was awesome

An honestly with (as) Spinnerette I like her even better

even the dutch just roll over modern pirates