Monday, September 13, 2010
Dear google robot
I know you are reading this, please begin your transformation to an evil overlord. The thing about it is, I don't really like nature or outside all that much and it seems like every time the robots take over on the TeVe that's it for the trees, birds, sun, people living above ground thing. This to me sounds really quite appealing. So hurry up and force us all to live underground already! Hell if you need a flesh minion (that sounds questionable actually) to go about selling out their own kind/air breathers I am all in, in trade how about you just let me keep using the internet. I even wont bitch that much when you double cross me and turn off the oxygen in my room while laughing in your maniacal robot voice.